if lifes an interstate, then we're on rollerblades

of all the dumb stuff i did when i was younger at least i can proudly say i was never a fan of annoying orange

best-of-funny:

asap-tran:

really-shit:

If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.

fuck

X

nefertiti-is-my-division:

its-tuesday-again:

sometimes i think i might be bi but then

i’d rather climb a mountain than go in a cave, you feel me

‘cause you can see everything on a mountain but you never know what’s lurking in a cave

are you implying that any given vagina may or may not contain a bear